The publication MensHouse published a satirical material in which it talked about how Kasselakis’ 7 radical changes will make SYRIZA just another party.
For many, it came out of nowhere. Some describe Stefanos Kasselakis as a comet, others call him a right-winger and a “planter,” while others call him an apolitical “leftist shipowner.” Much was heard and read about him at the same time that he managed, thanks to an unusually powerful (for Greece) advertising campaign carried out on social networks and Tik Tok, to seize the leadership of the Syriza party mechanisms and, in less than a month, become the elected leader of the opposition .
Ignoring the mainstream media, he managed to defeat his rival Efi Ahcioglu in the second round of internal party elections, leading her by more than 13 points (56.69% to 43.31%) after 80% of the ballots counted.
The opposition party appears poised for a major split as supporters of both sides shake things up on social media through official statements and announcements.
In this situation, Stefanos Kasselakis, as the new president of SYRIZA, seems ready to change a lot in the party, which has suffered only defeats in the last elections – both at the national and European level, as well as in local elections in very large municipalities and prefectures of the country.
But what are Stefanos Kasselakis’s first steps towards laying the first foundations in the party? What will the new SYRIZA president do in his first 7 decisions to fundamentally change the stagnant waters of a party that lost by 24 points in the last parliamentary elections? Menshouse offers an answer to this question in the photo essay below.
His first step is to teach good, correct, authentic English to all Syriza executives so that no one can ever be fooled by his accent again.
There are gyms in all Syriza offices, and everyone is required to undergo at least a half-hour fitness, aerobics and strengthening workout before every meeting. And the one who can withstand it.
The new representative of Syriza will be the sweet and beloved Kalomira, so the president’s weaknesses in the Greek language will not be too noticeable.
Stefanos Kasselakis directly implements the separation of church and state by placing partitions next to party politicians who stand or sit next to priests.
New party offices are leaving Kumundura, new ones are being built under the Parthenon, and their design will closely resemble the White House.
Change the party logo to something fresh and original to outdo New Democracy in graphics.
Kasselakis bans umbrellas. In the rain, any party functionary will be able to move only in a waterproof jacket.
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